Hot enough?
Planning on any outdoor 4th of July activities in the sweltering heat? The folks at ShoeboxBlog offer this:
Possible Responses to “Is It Hot Enough for You?”
by Mark
* Yes, but you’re not.
* This is nothing compared to what Hell will be like. You’ll see.
* It’s not as hot as it was in 'Nam. Let me tell you about it.
* Not now that your gelatinous body is blocking the sun.
* I just retreat to my heart where it’s always cold and lonely.
* It kind of reminds me of my native planet Volcanador.
* As an amateur arsonist, I’m used to it.
* It’s still not as bad as solitary confinement.
I love the ShoeboxBlog.
Ha!! Too funny:) I always hate it when people state the obvious like that. I used to bristle at the "You haven't had that baby, yet?" comment. I finally got to where I'd say, "It's a false pregnancy." People would look at me weird, laugh and walk away. Please.
Ang
Posted by: angelarae | July 04, 2008 at 06:15 AM
Love it! Thank goodness I don't have my coffee yet, otherwise it would have come out of my nose with the hell comment.
Posted by: Ava | July 04, 2008 at 06:40 AM
LOLOL! That's great!
Posted by: Lydee | July 04, 2008 at 06:58 AM
I am SO going to use that Hell line next time someone asks me that.
Posted by: weezalana | July 08, 2008 at 08:20 AM