So this morning (Saturday), I did my customary weekend lay in bed because now my children are old enough to get their own breakfast thing. Only till 9 though, because I had a lot of cleaning and laundry to do today. I'd spent all day Wednesday and Thursday with Liz, first helping her get ready for Thanksgiving and then eating all of her amazing food. (Remind me to tell you more about Liz sometime. She's like Martha Stewart on steroids with ADD when it comes to all things domestic.)
Friday I cannot really tell you what I did other than troll the internet scooping up bargains. Like I really need to do anymore internet ordering. On Wednesday I had 8 packages to pick up at the mailroom and Friday there were 8 more. My office looks like the Amazon warehouse exploded and I had to start wrapping gifts because I ran out of hiding places.
Anyway...this morning. This post is jumping around because of two things: I am SO excited and my fingers are cold. Because this morning when I took down the first of many loads of laundry, I stepped into a lake in the laundry room. The floor was covered in water and it was out into the hall. The clothes that had been hanging next to the hot water heater to dry were wet in a way that told me something had gone ker-spody last night.
DH came down to assess the damage and I told him while he was welcome to clean up the mess, I wanted to handle the problem as a dry run for the next year when he's gone and I have to handle everything alone. So I called the housing emergency number (after bothering some guy at the fire department which I don't even know why I had that number in my phone, but I think it may bode well to save it) and they called my landlord who called the water heater technician.
He came out a few hours later and opened up the water heater door. Need I mention he spoke no English? If you've been reading this blog for the last few months, you should have expected that. But I'm getting much better at understanding Italian, although my speaking is still weak. After only a moment he said what I interpreted as "This thing is too old. I ain't fixing it."
After translation assistance from housing, we verified that yes, we were getting a new hot water heater, but not until Monday. And yikes, no hot water until then. I cannot TELL you how happy this makes me. Yes, it's a pain to deal with more repairmen, but I'm getting a new hot water heater!! One of the more miserable parts of living in Italy for me has been the lack of enough hot water in the shower. I get maybe 4 minutes before it gives out. We've all gotten very good at showering quickly and economizing our bathing actions to get done before the water gets cold. When I shave my legs, I have to turn the water off and stand there wet and shivering while I hurriedly shave, then turn it back on to rinse.
I'm soooo hoping that this new hot water heater will give me just a few more minutes of hot water. I mean, it's new. It almost HAS to better, right? DH thinks we might get more water pressure out of it, too. Hey, that would just be a bonus. I've gotten used to showering in what amounts to little more than a trickle of water. I just want that trickle to stay hot longer. One of my guilty pleasures is relaxing in a steamy, hot shower until I'm redder than a boiled lobster.
Now, I'm not even kidding here. A few months ago on Twitter I had written: "Dear Santa. Please bring me a bigger hot water heater for Christmas." I believe, y'all. Now I believe.
Since our hot water heater provides the water to heat the radiators, our house also has no heat now. No hot water, no heat. Thankfully the housing office has made arrangements for us to move into the hotel on post until it's fixed. So I'm definitely getting a long hot shower for the next 2 nights!
Goodbye, water heater! May your demise bring me long, hot showers next week.



